Dear Readers,It's round two of "What Dave Loves." I've jazzed it up a bit by adding a neat-o banner at the top of these special edition blogs to give it some pizazz. This edition of "What Dave Loves" will be focused on my favorite television shows! This one took my enormous brain quite a bit longer to categorize because I truly love them all. Well, here it goes. If you don't like my choices, follow the following steps in order:
- Stand up and walk towards the front door.
- Remove all clothing, including underwear. *NOTE* If you are a female on her period, leave the underwear on.
- Walk outside, fully nude, and continue walking until you are arrested by an officer of the law.
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10."Grey's Anatomy"- I have no problem putting this on my list because I have been watching 'Grey's' since it first starting airing. With the vast amount of doctor dramas, it is clear after watching a few episodes why this drama is unique and can provide season after season of good TV.
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9. "Weeds"- This is one of two Showtime series' that have made my list. It is hard for me to get into shows that are aired on subscription television channels because I refuse to buy them. I'm not going to say I watch episodes illegally online, instead I will say that I take advantage of websites that illegally post the episodes (BOOM...suck it lawsuits). I like weeds because it is not your average "stoner" series; it is a great story of a woman who took an unorthodox approach to maintaining her expensive life after the death of her wealthy husband.
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8. "SNL"- If you have not watched at least one episode of SNL, you are probably an illegal immigrant or a person who supports the Taliban. There is something to be said about a TV series running longer than my life and is still hilarious. My favorite part of the SNL following is that every five or so years there are people who claim that SNL isn't funny anymore since "insert name here" left. I think this is funny because even when Will Farrell was on it, people were saying that the show has lost its funniness; however now that he's off the show he is seen as one of the greatest skit comedians to ever grace his presence on the show. On a side note, I'm not feeling well...I think I have a fever. Anyone have any ideas of a prescription I could take?
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7. "House MD"- I didn't start getting into this series until early last summer and I have definitely made up for lost time. Like I said earlier, there are no shortage of medical shows out there, but I must say that House takes the cake. Between Greggory House's addiction to Vicodin and the never ending mystery diagnoses in every episode, House's storyline never misses a beat. On a side note (I LOVE SIDE NOTES), for the first month watching House, I was convinced that the character playing Greggory House was the same guy who played Stewart in MadTV. Maybe I'm wrong:


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6. "COPS"- What is better than seeing the scum of the Earth getting tackled, tazed, and arrested in front of your TV? Think about it, you see Police Officers all over the place and you may have had interactions with them from time-to-time, but watching this really gives you an in depth image of what they have to deal with daily. Next time you wonder why an officer is on guard when you get pulled over, think about this show.
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5. "The Office"- A BIG thank you goes out to my buddy, Kevin Perry, for introducing me to the mayhem that is this series. We've all seen documentaries where they take you behind the scenes of a company, but The Office takes this idea, magnifies it into a comedy, and does it brilliantly. I'm interested to see where this mocumentary will go after Steve Carell leaves!
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4. "Dexter"- Brilliant. One word describes this Showtime TV series. Again, I make great use of websites illegally providing episodes to enjoy it and I have no problem morally doing so. After the first episode, I was hooked. What makes Dexter intriguing is the fact that Dexter is an "average" acting person working for law enforcement who commits murders in a vigilante style in order to control his mental obsession with killing. In the wake of the second season, there have been reports of Americans inspired by him and replicating his murders, which is degrading the integrity of the program. It is no lie that everything depicted in the drama is easily relateable and it seems to show a step-by-step guide on getting away with murder, but it is JUST A TV SHOW! Get a grip.
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3. "Law and Order"- "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." What a classic! This past summer, my roommate and I literally watched Law and Order and Law and Order: SVU non-stop. I believe we counted 45 episodes in a row throughout a few weeks that were not repeats! I don't have much more to say about it other than am addicted to it and will never stop watching as long as it is still syndicated on the 4,000 networks it already is on.
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2. "Family Guy"- When Family Guy first aired, it wasn't the hit it was today; in fact, many Simpsons fans pooped their pants, hit their wives, and yelled at FOX for the seemingly similar program they were creating. Even with the multiple cancellations, Family Guy hasn't missed a beat. What makes them different than The Simpsons is their cut-a-way scenes showing hilarious and relevant material that makes Family Guy unique. What I love is that creator, Seth MacFarlane, never sees a limit to his humor. Activists for certain groups have hated on the show for years, but the reason why FOX sticks with Family Guy is because the show brings in HUGE numbers, and more importantly, they don't make fun of just ONE group; they make jokes about every stereotype that the World has come up with. Keep going, Seth, and please please please keep making Meg feel like she has nothing going for her.
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1. "How I Met Your Mother"- Biiiiiiig surprise that I would pick HIMYM as my number one choice, right? The show follows Ted as he tells his children the story of how he met their mother. Seems pretty boring right? It is not and if you don't believe me, watch the damn show and then talk to me. If you know me at all, you know that I watch this show religiously and have even adopted a few of their "isms" to my every day life. For instance, my roommates and I have slap bets. What is a slap bet, you ask? Basically, you make a bet about something and the winner gets to slap the loser in the face at ANY TIME. Brilliant. There is so much more I could write about it, but I think I will end up writing an entire post about the God-like qualities of the show at a later date.
This concludes another edition of "What Dave Loves." I must say that categorizing these things are not easy at all; In fact, I'd like to provide some honorable mentions below:
1: The Colbert Report
2: The Daily Show
3: Sports Center
4: Talk Sex with Sue
5: Campus PD
Goodnight, Readers!





















