I have embarked on a new adventure called The Knowledge Generation Bureau (kgb_). Go to www.kgb.com if you want to learn more about it, but basically it is a community of people like me (called special agents) who work shifts answering questions sent to the number "542542". It costs the sender $.99 to get an answer and for every answer I give, I receive $.10.
The training was a pain in the rear to get through because they make you learn how THEY want you to answer questions, but it was interesting and I learned a lot. Since Tuesday, June 2nd, I have been working shifts, answering some of the most bazaar questions possible...For your enjoyment, I saved a few of my favorites (I can't tell you how I answered them, though, because that would be a violation of a rule set by kgb_!)
-What is the meaning of life?
-will ben kiss me at da dance 2nite?
-why cant the bills do anything right?
- How old is Clint Eastwood?
- When will Hilary Duff come to my house and make out withme?
...and just tonight I got this one:
-"was up wit gay peep..they b babey killerz?"
As you can see, there are the fair share of serious ones. For example, I get a lot asking about restaurants in areas, and even how much flights are. BUT, you can also see that people do not mind spending a buck to ask a real person a real question.
My advice to you, my lovely reader, is to text kgb_ if you have a question that is killing you because there are some great special agents who know their stuff and can help you out. Also, if you are looking for a good laugh, send them an off-the-wall question! We like those, too!
Until next time,
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